What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What have I done wrong? How can I start over?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do so many men wait until they are retired or close to it to start having sex with Men? Most of them say they have always wanted to suck dick or be fucked. Why did you wait?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why would the state lie about the Earth's shape? We know that it's flat, but why do they lie and tell us that it is a sphere?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why doesn't California have the tools, people, means to put out these fires even though they know there will be fires every year?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

Should women be allowed in “combat roles” within the military?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Do Marines really not need sleep during combat training or in general? If this is true, how and why is this possible?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

A View to a Kill

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

To those people in the world who have access to universal healthcare, what experiences could you share with Americans in order for us to understand how it affects your life (positively or negatively)?

-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever